Yesterday, Scooter Sublime had his teeth cleaned. He wasn’t happy
#87 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS -- HAPPY NEW EIGENZEIT! 2026
“You did what?”
#86 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS -- A BARNYARD CHRISTMAS - 1989
Christmas carols rise as a loud barnyard bawl.
#85 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS -- HISTORY OF A HOLIDAY
Let the squabbles between churches east and west begin
#84 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS -- SUNDAY'S THOUGHT ON THE ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS
Here’s a short poem I wrote for our 1988 Christmas card:
#83 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS -- CHRISTMAS 1987
“Yet you, dear friend with the spindle-stick legs and log-scraping voice . . .”
#81 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS -- DECEMBER
Stars formed first, you know. Planets (and we live on one) got thrown together from leftover gas and star dust. But space welcomed the newcomers. Then, earth welcomed us. What a relief.
#80 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS - PERCEPTION Something To Think About. .. .
He finished playing and silence took over. No one noticed. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition..
#78 PUPPY - RETRIEVE (or not)
Scooter’s Happiness Regime begins about fifteen minutes after his night’s sleep ends
#79 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS -- ALPHABETS
Here’s what happened last Tuesday. I was working with a pen . . .
#77 PUPPY : SCOOTER'S MOM GOT CAUGHT
“That WAS you, wasn’t it, with Scooter running off-leash?”
#78 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS -- OTIS'S TOENAILS
“It just takes three on the floor. It takes a Consumer, a Feeder, and a Clipper.”
#77 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS -- THOUGHTS & PRAYERS
Let me tell you, if I know anything even ever so slightly, it would be about thoughts and prayers.
#76 PUPPY -- A HOT DOG
“Oh, really?”
#75 PUPPY--SCOOTER & OTIS
Scooter said, “Here’s the problem, Mom. There’s an odor in the house, and I recognize it. Otis.”
#76 A WOMAN’S BRIEFS – TIME (Not) July 21, 2025
Don’t be fooled! You may think you’ve got the normal 24 hours today. You may think the lunch date is at noon today, but . . .
#75 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS - A SWIVEL & A THUMB
It’s a noun and it’s a verb. A swivel is nothing more than a coupling between two parts that allows one of those parts to move without turning the other. To swivel means to rotate around an unmoving point. It’s the way some people dance. My desk chair is swiveling now with me in it.
#74 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS -- FOOD
500 tons of food “expires” tomorrow. I wonder if my Senator knows.
#73 A WOMAN'S BRIEFS -- COUSIN TROUBLE
Friends, come close and gather near,
I have a tale to spill.